Flood-ravaged Victoria wishing Scott Morrison could be photographed cleaning the basketball court

userOctober 17, 2022

The town has been submerged and many houses have been damaged beyond repair. Residents of Victoria’s flood-affected areas can realize just how much can be done in a time like this with a step-by-step photo shoot of Scott Morrison pretending to clean his gym. says.

“I was never Scott’s biggest fan. But at least if there was an emergency, he had a team of professional photographers up within 24 hours. We can do it,” said Shepperton resident John DeLuca.

My roommate, Mary, agreed. “Our house is broken.

Mooroopna resident Terry Chalmers says it’s a case of people not realizing what they’ve lost. “While very critical of Scott Morrison during his tenure, we now want a phased PR shoot for the Prime Minister here. Pretending to push a wheelbarrow, or at least the Australian Wallaby. A photo of him pretending to carry sandbags at the top of the can go a long way.